http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-odor-forces-evacuation-of-fort-collins-middle-school-13-hospitalized-20111118,0,903823.story
What did I just say? Another mysterious odor story. There are loads of these! I have no idea what it means, but suspect it has something to do with the antichrist.
Or global warming.
Or a third, less frightening thing.
Honestly, usually I just try to deliver the news in a way that's neither entertaining nor not entertaining, I don't usually get involved in, you know, the politics of the whole thing, but not only is the writing of this article silly to the point of hilarity it also contains chilling quotes from the youth of today.
Like a middle schooler lamenting the fact that she had to leave her kindle in her locker.
Or the reporting reporter saying that there was "an army" of firemen and police.
::sigh::
Anyhoo. The usual, weird smell, no one can identify it or agree what it smells like and some people can't smell it at all.
Saturday, November 19, 2011
Mysterious, Triangle-Shaped Alien Skull Found in Peru
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/article/227335/82/Mysterious-Triangle-Shaped-Alien-Skull-Found-in-Peru
You know you can trust your sources when they put the word "scientists" in "quotes".
"It has a non-human appearance because the head is triangular and big, almost the same size as the body. At first we believed it to be a child's body until Spanish and Russian doctors came and confirmed that, yes, it's an extraterrestrial being."
You know you can trust your sources when they put the word "scientists" in "quotes".
"It has a non-human appearance because the head is triangular and big, almost the same size as the body. At first we believed it to be a child's body until Spanish and Russian doctors came and confirmed that, yes, it's an extraterrestrial being."
So it was either a deformed Peruvian child or an alien. You know, one or the other.
Mysterious Odor Returns at School
http://www.theintelligencer.net/page/content.detail/id/561900/Mysterious-Odor-Returns-at-School.html?nav=510
This is a classic style bit of mysterious news, the old "mysterious odor" story. You have no idea how many of these stories there are and like excuses and buttholes, they all stink (UGH.)
What's great is that whatever this mysterious odor is, it's causing nausea, headaches and eye irritation and even though they don't know what it is, they know it's not coming from the school (even though everyone in the school is smelling it).
How about this ominous bit of a closing line?
"As she looked outside, she said, she saw a smoky haze"
This is a classic style bit of mysterious news, the old "mysterious odor" story. You have no idea how many of these stories there are and like excuses and buttholes, they all stink (UGH.)
What's great is that whatever this mysterious odor is, it's causing nausea, headaches and eye irritation and even though they don't know what it is, they know it's not coming from the school (even though everyone in the school is smelling it).
How about this ominous bit of a closing line?
"As she looked outside, she said, she saw a smoky haze"
Friday, January 7, 2011
Mystery lights 'similar' to 1978
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/4497141/Mystery-lights-similar-to-1978
Now we're in New Zealand for more mystery lights. "Orangey and Reddish lights" in three separate locations on Boxing Day.
Now we're in New Zealand for more mystery lights. "Orangey and Reddish lights" in three separate locations on Boxing Day.
Witnesses made out flashing lights on the lights as they went by.
Four orange lights flying soundlessly in formation.
Mysterious.
Mysterious Fairfax Murder of Vanessa Pham Remains Unsolved
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/virginia/mysterious-fairfax-murder-of-vanessa-pham-remains-unsolved-122710
How does a young woman get stabbed to death in her car, in the middle of the day, in a busy populated area and months later, no one is in custody?
How does a young woman get stabbed to death in her car, in the middle of the day, in a busy populated area and months later, no one is in custody?
That is mysterious.
Paranormal experts fail to get rid of 'ghosts' at grandma's house
http://news.asiaone.com/News/AsiaOne%2BNews/Malaysia/Story/A1Story20110108-257050.html
In Malaysia, in a woman's home, over 200 fires have been caused by ghosts. Muslim ghostbusters have not been able to dispel the spirit.
"We have come across this sort of paranormal activity before, and her ancient belongings may be the cause of the fires.
"Zainab could have inherited ancient keris or swords from her forefathers who could have practised black magic," he said.
The woman is 73. She's reported 46 new fires since Wednesday.
Angel of Death: Mysterious statue kills teenage girl
http://www.smh.com.au/queensland/angel-of-death-mysterious-statue-kills-teenage-girl-20101230-19any.html
This comes from Australia and it is mysterious and creepy and frightening and deranged.
This comes from Australia and it is mysterious and creepy and frightening and deranged.
An 18 year old woman, being driven by her boyfriend in a sedan hits this statue in the middle of the road, a cast iron cherub, car screeches into on coming traffic and she dies.
There is a picture of the statue on the sight. Take a look.
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