Mysterious Plane Invades Santa Clarita Air Space

http://hometownstation.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=20200:plane-fly-mysterious-2010-05-06-15-25&catid=26:local-news&Itemid=97

Mysterious jet sounds from the sky. Either we're not alone alien wise or we're not alone government wise. Although probably the best thing to take from this story is this quote:

One possible answer to the mystery of the evening’s fly-by could be that the plane or planes were privately-owned fighter jets, which, according to a pilot who asked to remain anonymous, are very common.

So, privately owned fighter jets. That's, that's great.

Mysterious object spotted above Wat. Region

http://southwesternontario.ctv.ca/news.php?id=7436

A huge fireball in the sky, spotted by residents, unknown to area astronomers, always a good sign.

Drug suspect can't explain mysterious pot plant

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2010/may/18/drug-suspect-cant-explain-mysterious-pot-plant/news-breaking/

A pot plant grew to about 19 inch (5.3 grams) right outside of this dudes door. Narcotics officers walked up, asked him about it, he said he didn't know how it had grown there, except maybe he threw the seeds out the door once and they just planted and grew. Of course, being dicks, they arrested him. Bummer. At the same time though, what if? Isn't it hard to grow pot? And insanely stupid to have it grow right outside your front door? Doesn't make sense. Poor dude.

Newfoundland’s mysterious shrimp thief: ‘He goes right past the lobster’

http://news.nationalpost.com/2010/05/27/newfoundlands-mysterious-shrimp-thief-he-goes-right-past-the-lobster/

So a dude has broken into this sea food shop, four times and stolen nothing but shrimp. That's it. How about that. So, the guy really likes shrimp? Or maybe it's a shrimp eating demon. One things for sure, it's totally hilarious.

Ohio police warn of mysterious pair of peacocks

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hhk5AxCuZqYhBK8VQud7DTzbhfrwD9FHHGEO0

You have to love Ohio. Where else would a pair of peacocks be described as "mysterious"?

More than a dozen people have called 911 after spotting the pair.

The police urge people to just hit them if they come upon them in the road.

Mysterious animal spotted in Brown County

http://newsdemocrat.com/main.asp?SectionID=1&SubSectionID=1&ArticleID=130931

I love mysterious animal stories. They are always so mysterious. This ones from Ohio. A yellow tan thing with a tail as long as its body. A woman who saw it thought it was a Sabretooth Tiger.

Mysterious Odor Sickens Community, Baffles Officials

http://www.wlky.com/news/23700365/detail.html

Any fans of Supernatural out there? Because this community in Louisville suddenly stunk like sulphur and then just as mysteriously stopped.

Paging Sam and Dean.

Mysterious shuttle may be new US war weapon

http://tvnz.co.nz/world-news/mysterious-shuttle-may-new-us-war-weapon-3568364

A "mysterious" mini shuttle was launched from Cape Canaveral in late April. It circled the planet every 90 minutes on a course that took it just south of New York City and directly over Iraq and Afghanistan.

"To the untrained eye, the mini shuttle looks similar to Atlantis and Discovery, but this craft called X-37B, unlike its predecessors, is said to have a militaristic and secretive purpose."

A robotic shuttle. Unmanned. That should put the paranoids at ease. The U.S. is insisting that it's not an aggressive vehicle, but there not saying anything more or less.

Hooooooooooooray.

Mysterious Images Spotted In Colbert County EMA Office

http://www.whnt.com/news/whnt-mysterious-images-spotted,0,7126536.story

What's creepier than Alabama? How about a whole bunch of things, because Alabama is great, and if you don't want Hippy Tom to drop his giant balls on your face and start screaming, you'll do wise to remember that.

Anyway in something called an "EMA" Office, they noticed that there were some peculiar shapes and white dots in a photo taking during the offices renovations. It appeared to be a saloon scene, once a local historian started messing around with the clarity features on his computer box, then he finds that the building used to be a saloon and a bowling alley (TRULY TERRIFYING) back in the 18somethings.

They've taken some new photos in the office and the spirits are still showing, this dude as if out of Fringe said something along the lines of "other dimensions" and only being able to see it through the camera flash. I'm extremely gullible and the total opposite of a skeptic, so I wholeheartedly believe this. Take a look at the pics and see for yourself.

Subway Hero Mystery

http://www.newsoxy.com/world/13233.html

Maybe I read too many comics, or, not nearly enough comics, either way, this gets the fanboy inside me quivering with delight. "Quivering With Delight: My Life With Rush Limbaugh". I don't know. Anyway.

A brooklyn photographer, fell onto the subway tracks, fainted after cutting her foot and some dude just jumped down and picked her up and saved her from the oncoming train, like, friggan, Daredevil or Spiderman or Neo or some shit. How about that. Superheroes are real in New York.

Two Mysterious Shootings

http://www.newschannel9.com/news/victim-991686-tire-chattanooga.html

S'crazy man. Here's the deal. This is Tennessee, so, it's bound to be head scratching no matter what it is.

A 29 year old kid is shot and robbed, then later changes his story and says he wasn't robbed. Alright, no big mystery there. Here's where it gets interesting, strange and MYSTERIOUS.

The second shooting of the night involves a 26 year old fills up at a gas station, gets the feeling he's being followed, tries to elude the following car, gets a flat, pulls over, gets out to check the tire, hears someone calling his name, turns around, there's a car coming at him with it's high beams on, then, shots are fired, the victim claims 4 or 5 shots were fired, he's hit once in the arm and manages to drive himself to the hospital.

When the cops went to the area where the shooting supposedly took place they found no evidence of shooting and the neighbors heard no gun shots.

What's the deal? Is the kid just lying about where the shooting took place? Did he forget? Or is it some phantom gunman? OooOOoOOoOOoooooo.

"Dinner's on E. Side mystery couple"

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/dinner_on_side_mystery_couple_rA9e6ybhDSf1ARR19sEYOK

A shadowy duo is paying the checks of complete strangers at a New York eatery. I love saying "New York Eatery", it sounds so, new york-y. I feel like there should be a law against this. Guilty rich folks who pick up the tabs of complete strangers are worse than people who skip out on their bill completely. I'm sure they think they're doing the world a favor, but really they're just spoiling already spoiled people. I mean really. It's not like they're hanging out at a soup kitchen hitting people with free hams. They're eating at a fancy restaurant, er, what I imagine to be a fancy restaurant, I mean, every restaurant in New York is fancy right? But yeah, whatever. Mysteries abound. This is like the who is Banksy mystery, but more food oriented.