In Pictures: Mysterious Sunfish visits the Isle of Man

http://news.bbc.co.uk/local/isleofman/hi/people_and_places/nature/newsid_8868000/8868625.stm

Every once in a while we need to have a not terrifying brutal story here on Mysterious News. Where the story isn't mysterious killing this or mysterious epidemic that.

Like here! A Sunfish usually sticks to 600 meters below the surface, but here's one right at the surface in the Isle of Man. Of course the dark side to this happy story would be that it came to the surface to lunch on the abundance of jelly fish, of which we are no having a problem with, having too many jelly fish cause of some eco something. Idk. Might be important. Seriously though, ice cream sandwiches, how good are they?

Chupacabras? Mysterious Animals Spotted in Texas

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/chupacabras-mysterious-animals-spotted-texas/story?id=11165688

AHHH! REAL MONSTERS!

The only thing scarier than Texas is Mexican goat suckers in Texas.

"The claws, toenails, nothing like I've seen on a coyote. Skinny, pointed tail; sure looks like a possum to me," he said. "Never seen any kind of animal that doesn't have hair on it."

Awesome. Totally awesome.

Mystery deepens as more lights appear over Trowbridge and Melksham

http://www.wiltshiretimes.co.uk/news/8303600.Mystery_deepens_as_more_lights_appear_over_Trowbridge_and_Melksham/

GODDAMN IT ENGLAND! No sooner do I mention that all of your mysterious articles have to do with strange lights in the sky then, I find a new article about MYSTERIOUS LIGHTS IN THE SKY! WTF IS GOING ON IN ENGLAND? BESIDES LOTS OF MYSTERIOUS THINGS!?

Five bright large orange balls of light in the sky. They came across the roofs and then they were gone.

This is definitely not the first report of orange lights in the sky in England recently.

Travelling from west to east. Mysterious baby.

Mystery Creature Found in Delaware Waters Still Unidentified

http://www.wboc.com/Global/story.asp?S=12894380

Eventually I'm going to start tagging these stories, "AHH! REAL MONSTERS!" and then I'm going to get sued by Nickelodeon.

Another mysterious creature found! This time in that most mysterious of all lands, Delaware!

"The top right here kind of looks like a horseshoe crab but those tentacles, I don't know what that is," said one visitor to Bethany Beach who examined the photo

Awesome right? Like a crab mixed with a squid. LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR FROM BEYOND?! Or merely the result of some horny interspecies bopping? NO ONE KNOWS! MYSTERIOUS BABY!

'Mysterious incident' on board oil tanker under investigation

http://edition.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/meast/07/29/uae.tanker.explosion/#fbid=QB444mIO_AP

Wow. An explosion on an oil tanker in the Strait of Hormuz, could it be anything but mysterious?
Differing stories about what may have caused it. Maybe it was an earthquake that caused it.

"suffered hull damage caused by an explosion which seemed to be an attack from external forces," says the ship's owner.

One things for sure, nothing is for sure. Weird details and strange business.

Mystery over death of Hislop College student

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/nagpur/Mystery-over-death-of-Hislop-College-student/articleshow/6242647.cms

It seems like here on mysterious news, when it's England, it's weird lights in the sky. When it's India, it's mystery death.

Here a teenager found in a pool of blood, injury to the back of head, found somewhere where they didn't expect him to be? Like a telegraph post residential office? I don't know what that is?

Apparently he fell or jumped? Had all his stuff with him. Maybe he was pushed?

The usual, happy kid, not an addict, kept to himself. Weird man. Weird.