http://www.theintelligencer.net/page/content.detail/id/561900/Mysterious-Odor-Returns-at-School.html?nav=510
This is a classic style bit of mysterious news, the old "mysterious odor" story. You have no idea how many of these stories there are and like excuses and buttholes, they all stink (UGH.)
What's great is that whatever this mysterious odor is, it's causing nausea, headaches and eye irritation and even though they don't know what it is, they know it's not coming from the school (even though everyone in the school is smelling it).
How about this ominous bit of a closing line?
"As she looked outside, she said, she saw a smoky haze"
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